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i love this more then i really should
JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE
(via fifty-shades-of-trolls)
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I finished the Sburb game board! (Notice that the game pieces are the colors of the beta and alpha kids)
(via fifty-shades-of-trolls)
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he’s makin a list
checkin’ it twice!
gonna find out if you’re middle class and white
(via deerbutts)
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nothing?
Rose was just lying there looking asleep with some blood on her. he kissed her to save her. she is his friend and he wanted to save her.
when Jonn appears in the volcano he has no fucking idea of what is going on. he has no way of knowing Jake is trying to bring Dirk back to life. he probably doesn’t even know who they are. the only thing he sees is a guy kissing a bloody severed head.
have you ever seen a real severed head in your fucking life? because that is fucking horrible and disgusting as fuck. now add a person snogging the fuck out of it. not even just. pressing their lips against the head’s lips.
sNOGGING. THE FUCK. OUT. OF IT.
(via how-do-i-blog)
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When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
(via the-best-text-posts)
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That road you’re on, leads to nowhere …
Oh my god best line Finn could have possibly had
(via pretendplaytime)
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This is the price all pies should be
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sometimes when i drop something i’ll just stand there and groan until someone picks it up for me
(via mocha-fappuccino)
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Things that make me fall asleep really fast.
- when someone hums quietly.
- when my hair gets played with.
- when someone whispers a story to me.
- when someone traces my skin.
- chloroform.
(via fifty-shades-of-trolls)
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